I am officially a Dudeist Priest!

I am officially a Dudeist Priest! Here is my ordination certificate!

So, what is Dudeism I hear you ask? Well...
Dudeism preaches non-preachiness. It's philosophy is one of taking it easy, chilling out and relaxing.
Don't be fooled into thinking that Dudeism is just for lay-abouts, there is a strict regime of relaxation for those more fervant believers.
Dudeism's favourite motto has to be "Mellow out, man!" Dudeist's believe that we should not worry about anything, we should kick back, have some fun and maybe have a couple of beers.
So do you wanna join the world's most relaxed religion? Go ahead! Relax and chill your way to the Dudeist belief!