Stargirlbutterfly: May 2011

Tuesday 17 May 2011

I think this bride looks absolutely stunning!

What a beautiful bride! This lady proves that you don't need to be a young, super skinny size 0 to be absolutely gorgeous!

And just so you know, her dress is a size 30! Just goes to show that having a bigger dress size doesn't mean that you are not beautiful!

I think this is a lovely story!

Long time lesbian activists Phyllis Lyon, 79, left, and Del Martin, 83, right, who have been together for 51 years, embrace after their marriage at City Hall in San Francisco, Thursday, February 12, 2004.

I think this is a wonderful happy ending!

Friday 13 May 2011

It really was a fairytale Disney Royal Wedding!

150 Facts About Me

1. I am a Homo Sapien.
2. Europeans and Asians have between 1-4% of Neanderthal DNA in them. I am
therefore part Neanderthal!
3. I may also be part Roman, part Viking, part Saxon and part Celtic. I am 100% definitely part Norman.
4. I am of French descent, as well as Scottish, English, Manx and Irish descent.
5. My ancestry can be dated back to 1300, the Medieval times, to a man
called Jean De Gruchy. Jean De Gruchy is almost definitely the descendant of a
man called Hugh De Gruchy who lived in Normandy (Northern France) in 1088.
6. Some of my French ancestors came over to England with WilliamThe Conqueror.
7. Some of my French ancestors where the Huguenots who fled the persecutions
in France during the reign of King Louis XIV.
8. I have Selective Mutism. When I started school I didn't speak for three months.

9. I own an acre of land on the moon.

10. I should actually be addressed as Lady Jennifer, because I own a tiny piece of
land in Scotland.

11. I wish I was a Nelwyn. I love Willow.

12. I once drove 290 miles for no reason other than to drive.

13. I hate hill starts.

14. I hate bullies.

15. I don't much like being a grown-up.

16. I still wake up excessively early on Christmas Day.

17. My favourite day of the year is Christmas Eve.

18. My favourite holiday is Christmas.

19. My favourite season is Autumn, because I love the colours.

20. I can make flower arrangements.

21. I can make a dog out of a balloon.

22. I can type really fast without looking at the keys.

23. I hate saying the word sex. I always have done. I get severely embarrassed.
So instead I call it The Hunkachunka.

24. I collect teddy bears. I have 10 Charlie Bears, 6 Bearington Bears, 3 Boyds
Bears, 2 Harrods Bears and a 26 year old rag doll.

25. I collect fossils. My favourite fossils are an ammonite and a bivalve that I
found myself on a beach in Whitby. They are both 190 million years old from the
Jurassic period.

26. I have a massive dinosaur collection, because I’m that nerdy!

27. I have a secret coin collection including three ancient Roman coins which I haven’t
been able to date yet because I can’t figure out who the dude’s head belongs
to. I also have a massive coin that I think belongs to a giant. I am total
dweeb, complete nerd!

28. I am trying to collect the entire Disney DVD collection.

29. I hate the song, ‘Do You Know The Way To San Jose’. It reminds me of working in
Pontins Holiday Park in Prestatyn where they used to have that song on repeat.
I used to cry walking to work because I hated that job. Then it got to the
point where I used to cry walking home from work too because I knew I had to go
back the following week.

30. I love country music, especially Patsy Cline.

31. I love baroque classical music, except the Brandenburg Concertos composed by
Bach.

32. My favourite classical piece of music is Tomaso Albinoni’s Adagio in G Minor for
Violin, Strings and Organ.

33. I love Italian, Chinese, Mexican and Indian food.

34. My favourite things to eat are spaghetti Bolognese, Irish stew, chilli con carne,
lasagne, chicken curry and fajitas.

35. I used to have a poppadum obsession in university. I used to eat poppadums in between
lectures.

36. I also had a corned beef pasty obsession.

37. If aliens ever arrived on Earth I would RLF! I’d be running so fast, I would leave
a trail of fire behind and there would be holes the shape of me in any obstacles
in my path!

38. I used to eat grass because I thought it might turn me into a horse.

39. I used to eat cold carrots because I thought they might turn me into a bunny
rabbit with night vision.

40. I want to be a ninja.

41. I want to live in a Hobbit hole.

42. I’d also like to live in Rivendell and Lothlorien with the Elves.

43. I want a unicorn.

44. I also want a dragon.

45. My ideal pet would be a pygmypuff.

46. I’d also give anything to own a niffler.

47. I once believed that my belly button held all my skin on and I genuinely thought that if
my belly button ever opened, all my skin would fall off.

48. I used to believe that the Chinese Chow Mein Noodles meal was made using cooked
dogs. So I was totally shocked when my parents sold our Yorkshire Terrier, Ben,
to a Chinese man.

49. Whenever there was thunder and lightning when I was child, I used to shout “Mum, look its
forking lightning!”

50. If zombies ever took over the planet I think I would turn Samurai and start
kicking zombie ass with my brother’s replica sword.

51. I have always wanted to find the end of the rainbow.

52. I once composed a lullaby. It’s rubbish. It’s better than Bella Swan’s lullaby
though.

53. I hate any kind of insect, including butterflies, which is ironic considering my
blog is called stargirlbutterfly.

54. I have The One Ring. Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell Sauron! It’s myyyyyyyyyyyyy
precioussssssssssssssssss now!

55. I love movie replica jewellery. I have Galadriel’s ring of power, Nenya. I also
have Bella Swan’s moonstone ring and engagement ring, as well as Rosalie Hale’s
pendant, Alice Cullen’s choker and Esme Cullen’s bangle.

56. I would love to work in a museum... at night!

57. My proudest sporting achievement was when I won the egg and spoon race in Primary
school.

58. I have only one swimming certificate... for jumping into the pool from the pool
side.

59. I have always wanted to go to a ball like Cinderella.

60. My favourite cereal is Sugar Puffs. I also love Shreddies.

61. I wish I was a hamster. Those hamster wheels look like awesome fun!

62. My favourite words are gigantanormous, vigorous, excessive, severe and epic.

63. My favourite expletive is princess fairy farts

64. I want Gizmo from Gremlins.

65. To date I have had two premonitions. Totally freaked me out.

66. The sound of airplane engines fills me with dread ever since I had two nightmares
about airplane disasters.

67. I love vigorously hot, blow your head off type food.

68. I want to go to Hogwarts.

69. I have been converted to the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

70. I am a Dudeist priest! I have a certificate to prove it.

71. I nearly died giving birth.

72. I have been in a gay bar even though I’m not gay. I have no concept of
homophobia. Homophobics make no sense to me.

73. I own a dream catcher made by a real native American.

74. I wish I had a time machine so that I could go back in time and meet a
Neanderthal.

75. I wish I could have sailed on the Titanic even though I almost certainly would
probably have drowned.

76. I consider myself to be technologically challenged.

77. My favourite lessons in school were Geology and Biology. I also enjoyed Religion,
Art and Music.

78. I hated Maths and P.E

79. My hair is really long dark brown hair.

80. The best thing about going to the cinema is getting a hotdog and a slushie.

81. I am a vigorous fan of My Little Pony. My favourite was North Star which I still
have in my bedroom.

82. I consider myself to be multi-coloured in that I like all colours of the rainbow
equally, including neon green. My favourite colour would have to be rainbow.

83. One of my friends is a Reverend.

84. I am 5”4

85. My favourite trees are Willow trees.

86. My favourite bird is the sparrow.

87. My favourite flower is the bluebell.

88. I wish I was a Hobbit.

89. I think I would make a very good Hobbit because I am quite short, I love food,
comfort and home.

90. I love Snickers.

91. My favourite drink is Dr Pepper.

92. I’d love to sail on a pirate ship back in the 1500’s.

93. I once made a house on the PC game, ‘The Sims’. I modelled it on and named it
after the Titanic. After making it I went downstairs to get a cup of tea. When
I got back 5 minutes later my house had burnt down!

94. I once had a PC game called ‘Dogz’. I bred a Great Dane called Frank with a
Chihuahua called Betty. The result was a Great Dane sized Chihuahua.

95. My favourite bands are Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, The Baseballs and The
Overtones.

96. My favourite singers are Patsy Cline and Vera Lynn.

97. I passed my driving test first time.

98. I was born in the year of the ox.

99. I share my birthday with Rupert Grint.

100. I got my first grey hairs at the age of 17.

101. My favourite perfume is L’Aimant.

102. My favourite mythical creature is the unicorn, closely followed by the dragon.

103. I always feel like a champion after I have brushed my teeth.

104. I wish I had been born in Jane Austen’s time.

105. I hate lamb, marmite, salad and shellfish.

106. My favourite fairytale is The Twelve Dancing Princesses by the Brothers Grimm.

107. My favourite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast, closely followed by Lady and
the Tramp.

108. I wish I was a Disney Princess.

109. I have a picture of me and my friend with all the Disney Princesses that was
taken in Disney Land Paris when I visited for my 21st birthday.

110. My favourite Disney Princess is Belle.

111. My ideal job would be to work in Disney Land... as a Disney Princess.

112. I have visited Rome, Venice, Turkey and Disney Land Paris.

113. I want to train to be an astronaut for the day at the Kennedy Space Centre in
Orlando, Florida.

114. Every time I see a magpie I salute it.

115. I love the smell of Lavender, freshly mown grass, basil and petrol.

116. I love dressing up. I have dressed up as a pirate, an Angel, a cat, a witch, a
Death Eater, a cowgirl, a 1960’s girl and Snow White. I also love face painting
too.

117. I love musicals. The best musical I have seen is Fame.

118. I have always wanted to chase tornados ever since I saw Twister.

119. The best compliment anyone has ever given me was my Geography teacher, Miss Huxley,
when she said at a Parents Evening that I was like a swan gliding into the
classroom.

120. I vigorously love chips and gravy.

121. I like playing Nintendogs on my DS.

122. I met my favourite artist, Geoff Taylor in Lancaster. He created the book covers
for Jean M. Auel, Raymond E. Feist and Michelle Paver to name a few.

123. I have had a mud bath in Turkey. I also soaked in a sulphur spring and I met a camel
called Ali Baba.

124. I unwittingly caught chicken pox at the age of 23. I counted around 150 chicken pox blister
in all, including inside my ears, down my throat and in my bum!

125. My favourite fruit are bananas. I also like red grapes.

126. I have a degree in Religion. No I am not a nun nor do I want to become one.

127. The oldest thing I own is a 99 year old book. It is a dictionary of the Bible.

128. If I ever get married I want to get married in Las Vegas in a drive thru wedding.

129. I am thinking of changing my name to Scudge Bucket.

130. I want a three-legged sheep called Brian.

131. I am terrified of E.T, you know, that creepy little dude with the dodgy light up
belly and weird extendable neck!

132. I am arachnophobic.

133. I only use Avon cosmetics.

134. I love the word Ankenstanken! I don’t know if it is a real word but I really like
it anyway.

135. I like champagne flavoured ice-cream.

136. Every time I go to Alton Towers I always chicken out when I get to the Nemesis.

137. I can speak a small amount of Welsh and British Sign Language.

138. My life’s ambition is to become a zombie.

139. I’d also like to be a vampire.

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Yet another wierd dream

I woke up the other day after having this dream and decided to write it down. Now I am blogging it.
There were gigantanormous spiders and they laid their eggs in a fountain in the city centre. When the eggs hatched out came hundreds of evil cat sized baby spiders. So I raided an ammunition store and that's when the fun began!

Saturday 7 May 2011

Selective Mutism Awareness!

Selective Mutism (SM) is a communication disorder found in people who are fully capable of speech but who are unable to speak in certain social situations or to certain people. It is classed as a severe form of social anxiety. Selective Mutism affects both children and adults.
Selective Mutism presents itself as the inability to speak in certain social situations while being able to speak freely in other situations. For example, someone with Selective Mutism may be silent in school but talk freely and sometimes excessively at home. People with Selective Mutism appear withdrawn and unable to participate in group activities.
The are different forms of Selective Mutism on a severity scale. Some SM's appear social and participate fully despite being silent, others speak only to their peers but not to adults in the case of a child, others speak only to adults and not to their peers, some do not speak to anyone and refuse to participate in few activites. The worst form is known as Progressive Mutism in where someone stops talking in all situations and to everyone including their family.
Other symptoms of Selective Mutism include difficulty maintaining eye contact, Blank expressions, Stiff awkward movements, A tendency to worry more than others, Sensitivity to noises and crowds, Difficulty talking about themselves or their feelings, Show excessive shyness, Fear embarrassment and they are socially isolated. On the plus side people with Selective Mutism may have above average intelligence perception and inquisitiveness. They may also be more empathetic and senetive to other people's thoughts and feelings.
Most people with Selective Mutism have an inherited predisposition to anxiety. They will have inhibited temperaments as a result of an over-excitable area of the brain known as the Amygdala which is responsible for the fight-or-flight response.

There is no evidence that people with Selective Mutism are more likely to have suffered abuse, neglect, or trauma though these cannot be ruled out. There is a common that a Selectively Mute person is being defiant, stubborn, willful and rude. In fact, people with Selective Mutism have a lower rate of disruptive and oppositional behavior than others.
Most people with Selective Mutism want to talk but they are prevented from doing so. This can be very distressing for them.
Selective Mutism is a little known condition even among health professionals. The more people hear about Selective Mutism and understand why some people cannot talk, the more that can be done to help children and adults suffering from Selective Mutism!

I rang the pet store and asked if they had any Ewoks for sale!

The Sales Assistant just laughed at me and put the phone down!

How rude!

If I could have only one dream come true this would be it:

I would live in a Hobbit hole in Hobbiton with my pet pygmypuff and all my neighbours would be Hobbits and there would be fairies at the bottom of my garden.

Gizmo would live with me too and he would be cured of his Gremlin problem.

Dobby the house-elf would work for me and I would pay him generously because I would have a niffler to make me rich.

Hedwig would bring me my post every morning.

I would never drive a car because I would ride a unicorn instead. I would never have to go to the airport because I would have a dragon and a magic carpet. I would also have my own pirate ship and Jack Sparrow would be the captain.

I would never have to worry about being attacked because I would have an army of Ewoks to protect me and if I ever needed a superhero to save me, Captain Underpants would be there.

I would be friends with Sacagawea and Pocahontas and all the Disney princesses, especially Belle, who I would visit in her palace and we would sit in her library reading books all day long.

My life would play out like a musical, dancing around and suddenly bursting into song at random moments.

I would adopt Lassie and all the dogs at The Pound in Lady & the Tramp and I would have a three-legged sheep called Brian.

There would be a rainbow in the sky all the time and every night, the sky would be filled with shooting stars so that I could sit outside my Hobbit hole and look up at the sky and make a hundred wishes and they would all come true.

Well, if I can only have one dream come true I might as well make it a bloody good one!

Epic Dream

On Friday 22nd April 2011 I wrote on twilonger.

Ok, so I just woke up and I had the most amazingly wierd but exceptionally awesome dream!

It started with me being surrounded by the army and the police. They had a building under seige. Everyone was armed to the teeth and had their weapons pointing at the building.

Then some offical looking people came over to me and they began to explain what was going on.

They said that aliens from another galaxy, were inside the building.
Naturally, I was like "Ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay!"
They said that the aliens were here because they were looking for me because I was special.

And there was one guy, one of the official people, who kind of stood out. Mainly because he didn't look official at all - he looked more like a bad guy in his black leather biker jacket, white t-shirt with a print on it and a pair of beige/light brown trousers with lots of pockets in it. He had dark brown hair and a bit of stubble and green eyes and he was gorgeous! Like extraordinarily gorgeous! Everything about him screamed badass! And I liked him! A lot!

And he was looking at me extremely intensely like he was trying to tell me something without saying anything.

Then there was some sort of diversion, I think it was a bright flash with an explosion, and all the people surrounding me dispersed and their attention was drawn away from me for a second. That's when the badass guy went to grab me and somehow I knew he would and I was ready because I jumped away from him and legged it. He followed me, but he was just sort of strolling after me, like he knew I wouldn't be able to get away from him.

I ran into a terraced house nearby and locked the door. There was a little old lady inside and I begged her to help me lock all the windows and doors. She came with me around the house to help me lock everywhere up and when we got back to the living room I looked outside to find the army and police where running straight for the house and surrounding it. I was so scared and I closed the curtains to try to block them out.

When I turned around the badass guy was standing there right in front of me and I was almost screamed.

He introduced himself. He said that he was called Matthii (or at least that's as close as I can get to what it sounded like).

He told me not be afraid and that he had been searching for me and he had travelled a long way to find me. That's when I realised he was the alien!

Except he looked nothing like an alien. He just looked like one of us, a human, with human clothes and a human voice and he could speak English.

Then he tried to explain that the officials outside, the good guys, weren't actually the good guys! He said
that we needed to escape and then he would explain everything to me and he held out his hand for me to take it. Except I didn't trust him, so I refused to go with him.

I folded my arms and looked the other away and I could tell he was getting angry, but there was no way I was gonna go running off with an alien just because he said the good guys outside were actually the bad guys.

So he began to explain that on his planet he was the King. He said that as King he is constantly faced with the threat of being overthrown but in order to secure continued peace on his planet he needed his Queen. The Queen makes the King more powerful. He said that there is only one Queen for every King and most Kings never find their Queen and so their planets are over-run with chaos. If a King finds his Queen and they are joined in spirit then no harm must come to the Queen because if she dies, then so does the King. But if a King dies, his Queen would live on. But the benefits of finding the Queen and joining with her far outway the risks to the King.

Matthii told me that I was special because I was his Queen. He said that the officials outside were not human either, they had been on Earth a long time searching for me because they wanted to kill me in order to prevent him from taking me as his Queen.

As interesting as all that was I still didn't trust him. At least I didn't until the army started trying to bash down the door. Matthii said that they would not be able to get in because he was using his powers to prevent them doing so but his powers would only last so long. He told me to decide!

And that's when the old woman turned into a super model! She was tall with long silky blonde hair and she was wearing a black shiny suit like Catwoman! She addressed Matthii as "My Lord" and urged us to hurry because the bad guys outside were using their powers to try to break down Matthii's protective walls.

I could see Matthii was beginning to struggle as his powers were draining him so I made my decision and took his hand and suddenly I found myself in a hotel room. Matthii was exhausted and I actually felt a bit sorry for him. The super model, whatever she was called, said that she was going to check on the situation and she quickly left.

Matthii and I just talked a long while about his planet and how far he had travelled, how he got to Earth and so on. Then I asked why he thinks I am his Queen and how he could possibly haven known where to find me.

I stood by the window and looked out while he told me he knew that I was his Queen because he could feel it inside whenever he looked at me. He said that the feeling of being close to his Queen gets stronger the closer he gets to me. That's how he found me. He said that I should be able to feel it too except that I haven't learnt how to unlock my powers yet. He said that he would teach me how.

Then he came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me and that's when I felt a sort of knowledge, like I knew that he was mine and I was his and that knowledge filled me entirely until he let go and then I felt very lonely and cold. He told me that, that feeling would be there all the time after we were joined.

Then he asked me if I would join with him and be his Queen so I said that I would. The he wrapped his arms around me and kissed me and suddenly it felt like we were one being. I could feel my spirit and his spirit merging together and mixing and a bright light began to shine from us, moving outwards and getting brighter and brighter. Then it stopped.

Now that we had been joined I felt different, like somehow I knew I had powers but I just didn't know how to use them. I could hear better and see better and everything seemed brighter and more colourful.

Now that I was his Queen, Matthii was quite happy to let me have some freedom so he arranged for a white limo to pick me up driven by one of his people and he told me to be careful and to remember that if anything happened to me and I got killed, he would die too.

Once I was away from the hotel, the driver of the limo took me to the middle of nowhere where the officials were waiting for me. They took the mobile that Matthii had given me and destroyed it. I knew then that were going to kill me in order to kill Matthii. They told me that they wanted to rule Matthii's planet and they were planning universal domination.

I don't know how I did it but somehow I managed to communicate with Matthii telepathically to tell him that I had been kidnapped and that his driver had been one of the officials all along. It was a faint connection because we were far away from each other but I knew I had managed it.

It felt like forever, but I knew it was within seconds, Matthii suddenly appeared by my side with the super model and just as he was about to unleash his new super powers, curtesy of moi, I woke up.

I'm getting Carrie Jones' books coming through in this dream I think. I read the third book, 'Entice', not long ago. I think my brain has been taken over by pixies.

Strange Dream

On Tuesday 12th April 2011 I wrote on twitlonger.

Had an awesome dream last night!

Ok, the dream begins in a hotel room where I am waiting really anxiously. Suddenly there is frantic knocking on the door and I open it to let Ant & Dec & Graham Norton in!

Ant said that I need to pack some supplies quickly because we need to get out and make a run for it! So I start filling a suitcase up with clothes, food, etc.

As I am doing this there is growl outside the door followed by a number of howls! Then the door starts banging and rattling and Ant & Dec try to barricade the door. We were trapped.

Then the werewolves forced their way inside! There were about six of them. They immediately get hold of Ant and maul him to death! Graham and I manage to get around the werewolves to door but Dec gets cornered by the alpha wolf! So I grab a baseball bat and beat the crap out of the alpha.

Then the three of us leggit while the werewolves are preoccupied with eating Ant and fighting over who the new alpha is.

So we run flat out down the street heading for the beach. Just as we reach the sea the werewolves catch up with us but swim like mad as far out to sea as we can to get away from them. The Werewolves don't like the water.

We decide to keep swimming northwards so that the werewolves can't track us and eventually we head to dry land and make our way to a McDonalds.

Inside the McDonalds we were to dry off and we ordered some food. I had a new biscuit that they brought out. It was a shortbread with pink icing over the top but when I bit into it there were also freezing cold mushrooms inside.

I went to the toilet and as I came back out I spot two shifty looking characters - a man and a woman. They were watching my every move.
I whispered this to Graham Norton and he told Dec. We started making moves to leave just as the man and woman suddenly burst into their wolf forms!

So Dec, Graham and I started running but they were too fast. I scrambled up onto a high ledge in the freezer room in McDonalds but those werewolves can jump really well. I wasn't sure where Dec and Graham had gone but I couldn't see them. Just when I thought the wolves were gonna eat me the army turned up because the manager of McDonalds had called them when he saw the man and woman turn into werewolves.

Then I discovered that I had superhero powers using the force of electricity I could electrocute things and totally fry them! So I went looking for the werewolves. Just as I found them and went to use my superhero powers on them I woke up.

Vigorously Wierd Dream!

I had the wierdest deam last night!

Ok, so the Queen decided that she didn't want to be Queen anymore and the rest of the Royal Family decided they didn't want to be Royal anymore. So they started selling off all their Royal stuff and I bought a white limo off them!

So I was cleaning my new white limo outside Lloyds Pharmacy when suddenly an air-raid siren went off and loads of Spitfire type planes were flying overhead and dropping bombs on us so I hid in the doorway of Lloyds Pharmacy. When the all-clear siren went off we found out that it was the Nazi's and they were bombing us again.

I got back home and just as I opened the front door another air-raid siren went off so I had to find the safest part of the house and for some dumb-ass reason I went up into the loft! When the Nazi's were dropping their bombs I realised that actually that the loft is the least safest place in the house! Duh! So I ran downstairs and then the all-clear siren went off again.

So not being sure how long this second Blitz would last for I decided to go out to the shop and get some supplies. As I was walking down the street I passed The Running Hare pub just down the road from my house when I spotted Amanda Towers wearing a black Santa suit and I was like, "Oooooookaaaaaay!"

When I got to the shop and I found that everything had been rationed except the Christmas wrapping paper so I bought a load of it because you never know when you'll need Christmas wrapping paper, especially during a Blitz.

As I was leaving the shop I saw Amanda Towers in her black Santa suit again and she was riding a unicycle and singing Christmas carols at the top of her voice.

WTF!

Friday 6 May 2011

A Royal Toy Story Wedding

Check, is that better? Can everybody hear me? Up on the shelf can you hear me? Great.

Ok, first item today, oh yeah, has everyone picked a moving buddy?

What! You can't be serious! Does this mean we have to hold hands?

Oh yeah, you guys think this is a big joke, we only got one week left before the move, I don't want any toys left behind. Moving buddy! You don't have one? Get one!

Alright, next, oh yes, Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success and we wanna thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us, thank you Mr. Spell.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Okay, next, er, ah here we are, yes, on behalf of all the toys here I just wanna give Will and Kate a big Andy's room congratulations on their engagement. We're all very excited about the Royal wedding and we just wanna wish them the very best. Congratulations Will and Kate!

Okay, er, oh yes, one, er, minor note here, Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

A FEW MONTHS LATER...

Pull my string, the Royal wedding is today?!

We need a wedding guest list! Sarge, emergency roll call.

Sir, yes, Sir! Red Alert! All civilians fall into position, single file, let's move, move, move!

Hamm, here, Potato Head Mr and Mrs, check.

Bullseye, check, Lotso, check, Chatter Phone, check, Slinky, check.

Wall.E, check, Squirt, check, Sully, check, Stitch, check, Lady, check.

Yawny, looks like the party has already started for you! Special Agent Oso, check, Elmo, Check.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse, check, check.

The-Boy-Who-Lived, check, Hedwig, check, Crookshanks, miaow, Hungarian Horntail, check.

Belle and Rapunzel, check.

Mr. Prickle Pants, check, Woody, check, Buzz, check, Dolly, check, Buttercup, check.

Lightning McQueen, congrats on the Piston Cup, way to go!

Gizmo! Lets hope we don't get any rain today!

Bambi, check, Thumper, check.

Stargirlbutterfly, what a familiar dress you are wearing.

Okay, this is the list of things we need to do before the wedding, batteries need to be changed, toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated, oh and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if any part of you is swallowed, okay? Good, okay!

Woody, you still haven't found your hat yet, have you!

No, and the wedding is about to start any minute and I still can't find it anywhere!

Don't worry, Woody, in just a few hours time you'll be sitting in Buckingham Palace with the Queen eating delicious hot schmos. What's that? Kate has arrived? It's time, Reverend Woody.