Ok, first item today, oh yeah, has everyone picked a moving buddy?
What! You can't be serious! Does this mean we have to hold hands?
Oh yeah, you guys think this is a big joke, we only got one week left before the move, I don't want any toys left behind. Moving buddy! You don't have one? Get one!
Alright, next, oh yes, Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success and we wanna thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us, thank you Mr. Spell.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
Okay, next, er, ah here we are, yes, on behalf of all the toys here I just wanna give Will and Kate a big Andy's room congratulations on their engagement. We're all very excited about the Royal wedding and we just wanna wish them the very best. Congratulations Will and Kate!
Okay, er, oh yes, one, er, minor note here, Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
A FEW MONTHS LATER...
Pull my string, the Royal wedding is today?!
We need a wedding guest list! Sarge, emergency roll call.
Sir, yes, Sir! Red Alert! All civilians fall into position, single file, let's move, move, move!
Hamm, here, Potato Head Mr and Mrs, check.
Bullseye, check, Lotso, check, Chatter Phone, check, Slinky, check.
Wall.E, check, Squirt, check, Sully, check, Stitch, check, Lady, check.
Yawny, looks like the party has already started for you! Special Agent Oso, check, Elmo, Check.
The-Boy-Who-Lived, check, Hedwig, check, Crookshanks, miaow, Hungarian Horntail, check.
Belle and Rapunzel, check.
Mr. Prickle Pants, check, Woody, check, Buzz, check, Dolly, check, Buttercup, check.
Lightning McQueen, congrats on the Piston Cup, way to go!
Gizmo! Lets hope we don't get any rain today!
Bambi, check, Thumper, check.
Stargirlbutterfly, what a familiar dress you are wearing.
Okay, this is the list of things we need to do before the wedding, batteries need to be changed, toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated, oh and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if any part of you is swallowed, okay? Good, okay!
Woody, you still haven't found your hat yet, have you!
No, and the wedding is about to start any minute and I still can't find it anywhere!
Don't worry, Woody, in just a few hours time you'll be sitting in Buckingham Palace with the Queen eating delicious hot schmos. What's that? Kate has arrived? It's time, Reverend Woody.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Look! Will and Kate are getting into the carriage! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hey, hey, who's got the camera? Come on guys, this is history in the making! Oh, here it is.
Quick, quick, they're coming this way.
Oh, oh, it's The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh.
Buckingham Palace awaits! Oooooooooo, we must not miss the Royal kiss.
Ah, I love a good wedding.
Oh, oh, wait, wait, they're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!
Ha, ha, they kissed, way to go, hubba hubba. Hey, look fly past at three o' clock.
They did it again! Get a room! Get a palace!
Now for the party! I feel a song coming on...
You got a friend in me, you got a friend in me...
When the road looks miles ahead, you got a friend in me.
Yes you do, you got a friend in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Stargirlbutterfly, you are a sad, strange little woman, and you have my pity! Farewell!
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